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I'm a thirty-six year old male currently residing in the outskirts of Arkansas city, Kansas. I enjoy crafting small ice cranes from the shavings in my ever-so-empty freezer, trailing pepper around my house everywhere I go so that I do not misplace my keys, and when I'm feeling a little adventurous, I crab walk my way into work in hopes that someone will recognize my charming sense of humor and offer me a promotion.

I'm only a little peculiar. :)
holla.
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