So on our way home from school Ashlie dad shared an intresting story with us that made my day and I wanted to share it with you :] so here we go.
This one time my girlfriend brokeup with me for her tennis intstucter, so I decided to follow them home one day. and i watched her walk into his house but I know he was a worlock because she would never going into his house on her own will. so I was just sitting in the bushes and it gets pretty boring. so I started making bird noises like ccccCAWW. then they ran outside and got all pissed that I ruined their voodoo seance and they chased me down the street. then they called the cops on me and the cops caught me 2 streets down and they arrested me for disturbing the peace... and being naked.
ahhahahahhahahaha. H-Dawg is the funniest man of my life. This totally made my day and I hope it made yours too ! :D