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  • General

    Help me conquer the world.






    KEN MILLER! 2 hours in length. Only for the most devoted.

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    Thanks to Ew Gross for this. Some of you won't get the joke.

    Serving the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Other, less important, interests include: Eating, sleeping, drinking, listening to music, hugging puppies, combating evil, star gazing, long walks on the beach, Goomba stomping, cooking, video games, reading, and falling asleep in Starbucks coffee shops. I generally hate anything that has to do with school "spirit," such as dances, rallies, and activities. Let me study and graduate in peace! Oh, and I love to study philosophy independently, so I know a lot about nothing. I am NOT interested in hardcore Republicans and Democrats, take your partisan bigotry elsewhere.

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    The Supreme Court sucks.


    Political parties suck and so does unquestioned authority (even though the President is Congress' bitch).
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    I really f---ing hate Fox News. O'Reilly is definitely going to Hell.



  • Libros



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  • Héroes

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bobby Henderson are my heroes.

    I exceed my own expectations.
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Join me and my fellow Noodle children, and become a Pastafarian spreading the word of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, while at the same time leading a Sauce-filled crusade against those who would teach Intelligent Design in science classes. The FSM is the creator of all, and He rewards His followers with stripper factories and volcanoes of beer in Heaven! All of the global warming and natural distasters are caused by Him because of the decline of the pirate popluations since the 1800's. EVERY Friday is a religious holiday in which you must wear Pirate regalia, and, best of all, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has very flimsy moral standards! We are led by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, a man who is currently unemployed but has a degree in physics.

Spread the love! TO SUPPORT OUR CAUSE,
PLEASE GO TO www.venganza.org OR www.wikipedia.org.


Here are some other useful links to help expand your mind.
www.religioustolerance.org
www.uncyclopedia.org
And the prototype for God's brain


The contents of this page have been determined by Minitrue as doubleplusgood fact and are permitted for viewing by all proles and Party Members. Questioning this material is crimethink and will be corrected by Miniluv.


..DO NOT POST "ADD ME" REQUESTS OR ADVERTISEMENTS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. FRIEND WHORES SHALL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT NOTICE!!!..

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Do I need to explain this one?



Kitten huffing. For those who think that coke doesn't have that special "umph."



It takes a man of true logic to believe in the historical flood.

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Apes provided a third front against Germany in World War II.

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Pastafarians' IQ's are too high to register.



BEHOLD!!! This is my pet emu. He lives on the moon. Don't question it.



The Intelligent Design Zoo! Shows featuring dragons and four-legged foul are scheduled at 1:45 P.M.



Become a pirate before it's too late...



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No place is safe from His omnipotent Noodly Appendage.


Detalles

  • Estado: Soltero/a
  • Aquí para: Amigos
  • Ciudad natal: Currently homeless.
  • Orientación: Heterosexual
  • Religión: Otros
  • Signo: Acuario
  • Niños: Me gustan los niños, pero no son lo mío
  • Educación: Estudios medios
  • Ocupación: Pastafarian/Deity
  • Ingresos: Menos de $350,000

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