Spon

The alter-egos of Jon Sharp.... ___________________________ Jon Sharp... the original Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones that don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance - take it. If it changes your life - let it. If you love someone - tell them, for you may not get the change again. For those that you love, all you can wish is that they're happy, whether you're part of that happiness isn't an issue. Treat people how you expect to be treated and be happy in the knowledge that if they fucked u over, then its their loss, and its always the ones u thought never would that will! I'm very easy going. I'll go with the flow unless its something I absolutely don't wanna do. I dont do fake, I'm always me and I expect people to be the same. If people wanna be fake or pretend then they aint part of my life - simple. I dont hate. The people I love, I love unconditionaly. I aint a player. I have loads of mates. Some I see more than others but I'm here whenever they need me. As emotionaly open as I am, I'm still a bloke. I think in direct logic. I cant do 2 things at once. I dont understand women. I hate shopping. When I say I'll meet u at 3pm I really mean 3am, its not that I dont love you, its just I'm not good at the time, girls are, men aren't (ask my mate Zoe!! haha). 1 pint is never 1 pint. I like cars. I love music. I love women.. well some anyway. I like sport. I like having a laugh and gettin lashed. I like chillin. I like gettin involved and doin summat. I have a short attention span. __________________________ Spon... the party psycho Meet Spon, an Obsessive Compulsive, Alcoholic Depressive Skitzophrenic with an Attention Defacit Dissorder. Haha. No Seriously! Only Jokin. But yeah i am! What was i sayin again? Is this straight jacket really necessary? Where there's a party he's there. If there was alcohol, you can bet ya bottom dollar its gone. Drunken texts. Moffit Chats. Regretful conversations. Cringeworthy anticts. Everlasting memories. Likely to not give a fuck after 10 sambuccas. Loved by many and hated by some. The Entertainer. Complete Rouge Trader. __________________________ Jon Maniak... half of the formidable DJ duo Dek Maniax It's not a status thing. Its not a pulling aid. Its not a 'look at us do you know who we are' thing. It's a dirtbag swing. It's a party educational broadcast from the Off Your Rocker Party. We drop smut bombs that could make a grown man cry. We get more lashed than the crowd. We aint here just to play tunes, but rather to educate a full on party attitude. When vision is at an all time low and one eye in each of our heads may have even stopped functioning completely, we've still got 2 between us. When one of us goes wondering off to mingle, there's still one of us there. And last but not least, if we like, you'll like it... alright!! haha!! JOB DONE! See u in a filth fest near you... behind the decks or on the dancefloor!! BOOYAKKA!