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So, okay, Coachella 2013 is already sold out. And yeah, it’s ridiculous. Thankfully the wonderful people at Funny or Die have released a poster for the festival that captures its real essence.
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Headlining next year, it appears, will be All of Your Money and Pure MDMA, followed by a DJ set by Daft Punk Holograms. So basically it’s accurate. Our favorites: Vodka In a Water Bottle (we are guilty of doing this all three days of this year’s festival), Bloggers (guilty again) and Forgetting Where You Parked (we suggest hitting your car alarm button repeatedly while 18 other people do the same thing). The craziest part of this is that all the people who bought tickets for Coachella 2013 purchased them based on this exact information – the lineup won’t even be revealed for months.
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Coachella is again set for two weekends next year, April 12-14, 2013 and April 19-21, 2013. Which means that we can all get stoked for two weekends of Coachella jokes on Twitter next spring. The pre-sale tickets went on sale this morning and sold out in less than five hours. The remaining tickets are expected to go on sale in January. Until then we will be over, drinking vodka out of an old water bottle.
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For more info on Coachella go here.
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