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R. Kelly really, really wants his fans to know him. James Franco proves that it’s possible to be an overachiever and a stoner. And I had a nightmare that Katy Perry and John Mayer were kissing that turned out to be true. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy! .
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattenson are not speaking cause of the whole she-cheated-on-him thing. Which is going to make things really tense when they have to present together at the MTV Awards. “Awkward,” sang a chorus of Twilight fans with perfect pitch. (People) .
Jeremy Renner took what he thought was a sleeping pill on an airplane, but it turned out to be viagra. So instead of falling asleep, he just got a boner. #snakeontheplane (US Weekly) .
Sometimes Karl Lagerfeld likes to pretend he’s a statue. I wonder if he ever decides to get really cray and pretend to be a wax figure instead. You know, switch things up … just for kicks. (Vogue) .
R. Kelly wants you to know him “personally.” That’s why he wrote his memoir “Soulcoaster.” That’s also why he is in his car right now on the way to your house. He’s super excited about giving you a dramatized reading of “Soulcoaster” as you gently drift to sleep. (MTV) .
In addition to being a movie star, grad school student, Playboy writer, soap opera actor, dental hygienist, rodeo clown, and organic cupcake maker, James Franco can now add fashion photographer to his Linkedin profile. (E) .
Katie Perry is hooking up with John Mayer. Two thoughts: 1) I wonder if she wears her spinning peppermint bra for him 2) Ewwwww. (US Weekly) .
J. Lo’s twins are out of control, coo coo for coco puffs, and “have no supervision.” I don’t think this is true though. cause you know Jennifer Lopez probably has at least five nannies and a robot made of gold on staff 24/7. But even that beacon of truth and purity known as the tabloids gets it wrong sometimes. (Radar) .
Rapping infant! Cause its hard out here for a baby when its trying to make its money for some diapers: .